This one is for Adrian. He wanted science, omelettes, and a crashing plane. I think I delivered juuuust fine.
“Hmm, interesting,” he said to
himself, as the flames twisted over his head. “It appears that
they've used real cheese, and yet they've sunk to the level of
artificial bacon chunks.” The flight attendant slid by on the
floor, chasing her legs, leaving a thick meaty paste behind her.
“Awful!” he exclaimed, slicing through the omellette and breaking
his plastic knife. “These plastic utensils simply will not do.”
The plane cracked in half, and the people poured out of it, into the
open air at 20 000 feet. “My God!” he whispered. “An eggshell!”
Hopefully you enjoyed this silliness at least as much as I enjoyed writing it. (Ed. Note - I didn't enjoy it. Too much violence.) Welp, send me your ideas and whatnots, and I'll make them shorter and more ridiculous than they need to be.
-V
Thanks again for the good story, Vance.
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